Online Brutal Wrestling

Some of you may have noticed that I haven't been on OBW for a bit now...
Well, it's because revently, I was diagnosed with cancer...
I'm in the early stages, but it's not looking so good. I'll try to get on and let you know how I'm doing. I just thought I'd let you guys know.

Love you guys.

I am Chris King. The Greatest Wrestler on the planet. I've dominated everywhere else, now I'm going to dominate here. I'll take every title this company has, beat every wrestler on the roster and be the greatest of all time. You can hate me, like me, i just don't give a damn. I'm here in the OBW, and i will dominate and you will all bow to the King in his Kingdom. 

haden is talking to a local news station. Hatred it fuels me. It fuels me to do things that I normally wouldn't do. Ask any one of my fans I am a nice guy. But once I set froth in my home the ring. I become different....... Know once I redeem my self from last Friday I will put another in the win circle until I am better that each and every one of the people in the locker room and each and every person that ever set froth in my ring. The hatred of my opponent the person that is trying to keep me down that's what fuels me camera fades out

[Hollywood, Califrnia - Home Of Mr. Excellent]

*Mr. Excellent is laying in his bed in his large room half asleep when he reaches over to his night table and gets his cell phone off of it. Mr. Excellent switches on the camera on his phone and points the lense at his face as he's still laying on his bed. Mr. Excellent yawns then begins to talk at the lense*

Mr. Excellent: "Well, well, well. It is I Mr. Excellent, here in my glorious home in Hollywood, California. And I just wanted to give my thoughts and throw them out to the public, OBW Universe in particular. Now, I'll start with G3 business first . I'll start with saying ever since G3 was developed, everyone said it would end as fast as it began. And here we are in the center of everyones attention here in OBW.  To everyone in OBW, G3 is a replica of The prophecy, and many other "loser" facetions here in OBW. Well I'm here to tell everyone we're are not like these other factions. For starters we're a lot more exclusive than a faction, we're more like a coalitin. But that's not the point, point is, is that we're just better. I am Mr. Excellent, and no matter what anyone say's, I'm a worthy competitor, and I'm a worthy man all together. Darnell Jackson is again OBW's Ice Champ which means he's one of the success stories here in OBW, and again much like people feel towards me, those same peopel also feel jealousy towards him and that's the way it will continue to be. And last but certainly not least we have Chad Bowens, but first thing I will say is that, I know I've said all this before, but as long as I'm talking, you will listen to what I say, and this is what I'm saying. But back to the point, Chad is what every young child dreams to be when they grow up. Chad is an inspiration to a lot of people here in OBW and they could all certainlt learn a lot from him. We are the greatest 3 men to ever grace gods green earth and that's how it's always going to be as long as we're here."

*Mr. Excellent gets up a begins to walk towards his room door. He walks out his room door and goes down stairs still having the camera phone pointed towards his face. He reaches the bottom of the stairs and goes into his kitchen, opens the fridge and gets out the orange juice and pours himself a large glass and drinks it. After he drinks his juice, he walks into his living room and sits on the couch and contiues to talk*

Mr. Excellent: "Now I'll get on the subject of myself and Darnell Vs. Seize the man I pinned 1-2-3 last week and M- Shit. These 2 men think they actually have a chance to beat us. These are also 2 men who has had the most negative things to say towards G3. Seize, I beat you last week right in the middle of the ring with no problem and it's a bigger chance that the same thing will happen again this week. M-Star as far as you go, you just be the baggage hound and do what you're told, alright?. Me and Darnell will leave that ring as the winners under any means necessary, and if you don't believe me, just watch."

*Mr. Excellent gets up from the couch begins walking back up stairs and goes back into his room and walks into his bathroom and takes a piss before going to lay back in his bed. Mr. Excellent gets underneath his covers and points the phone at his face and finishes talking*

Mr. Excellent: "OBW  is in fos a rude awakening in time, and notice how I always use that same phrase, 'In time'. I use that becuase time is the key, and I admit, although I'm no patient man, waithing is usually always worth it and that's something I would know. G3 will eventually rule OBW full on, and when that dark day comes, and it will be a dark day as everyone else would see it, when that day comes, it'll be well worth it. But it won't be a dark day for us, it'll be a glorios day, in the life and time of G3."

Mr. Excellent slightly smiles at the lense still half asleep and turns the phone off and places it on the night table, switches off the night lamp, and goes to sleep*

As many as you may or may not have realised our OBW Chairman Sidster has not been around lately due to personal reasons. Therefore, the owner of Online Brutal Wrestling thought it right to appoint someone as a temporary Chairman until Sidster can resume the position. At this point in time, you may be thinking, 'why the hell is he announcing this?' well, allow me to answer that for you. The reason is that Ray has appointed I, James 'Predator' Parker as Acting Chairman. I shall be in charge of the day-to-day running of Online Brutal Wreslting so you all can simply call me the Chief Operating Officer or COO for short since I'm feeling generous.

We see Mike Solomon walking down the hall backstage about to get ready for his match with Mr.Hardcorre out of nowhere HARDCORRE KICK!! We see Hardcorre looking crazy and punisher smiling

Punisher: good job boy now lets go

They walk away leaving Solomon out cold

They high five each other as they walk into the locker room. Punisher walks to his locker while hardcorre sits down on a chair and looking into the wall.

Mr.Hardcorre: Punisher, we need to talk.

Punisher: Yes we do

Mr.Hardcorre: I want some answeres....first off...i wonder why you drugged me....do u hate me that much?

Punisher: I don’t hate you at all, I knew what damage you can do so I tried to help without coming to the ring

MR.Hardcorre: You know after u drugged me i was placed into a mental institution. They fucking tried every drug they could on me to releace the demon. After a week they had putted so much drugs in me that they releaced him, i killed them all and escaped. Now i have worked on how to releace the demon without drugs...its sort of working, all i need to do is get angrey enouf.

Punisher: we will get you there my friend

Mr.Hardcorre: well i forgive you for doing that, everyone now know how dangerous i am.

Punisher: Yes they do

Mr.Hardcorre: It was one more thing i wanted to talk about

Punisher: What was that

Mr.Hardcorre: I feel that u are like a brother for me. I have a feeling that we someway are in family. We are so much alike....We both have anger issues and stuff. What i will ask you is to take a DNA test to see if we are somehow related to each other.

Punisher: then maybe we should

camera fades away as they walk to get their normal chlotes on

Yea, I lost to Mr.Excellent, I lost to Mvp Lux, I'm on a losing streak. But as my history teacher always said, the question is not what, but why? Why did I lose to MVP Lux? Why did I lose to Mr.Excellent? I don't know the answer, you who read this don't either. But of course, I've got my theories. Maybe you do too? Well, let's get back to the main case: I were on a roll, a winning-streak. I thought I could achieve anything, and then, poof. I got dragged back down to earth by my best-friend MVP Lux.  I lost fair and square and then lost my chance to FINALLY become world champ... How much needs to be done? I've dedicated my career to help others, to prove that I'm a good wrestler! I've done other things than just "winning titles" I've not whined to get a title-shot (like many of my former enemies). But some months ago (after my return) I decided that it might be time to give The Elements some gold to brag about, Rick gave me a chance, and I had to go through two matches, I beat Darnell and I beat Dick/Crow and then it was my time. But don't get me wrong! I'm not blaming anyone other than myself that I still haven't won a title! But as I said, I earned the title shot, and not more than a week before Rebirth, Lux won against Punisher to become the World Champion and to face me. Rebirth 2013 was gonna be a classic. BUT I lost, I wasn't up to the task. Maybe I underestimated my best-friend? But my point is, I still won't give up! I'm still gonna fight and even I'm after friggin Fabio in the line for the championship, I will work to become the #1 contender, my ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to be your world champion.

OBW Studios

Super Krmi:And here we are ladies and gentlemen of OBW once again in OBW Studios, but this time we are not here for the usual Thirsty 30 reasons.Oh no, we´re not!As you certainly noticed, OBW, mainly Execution, is having some hard times these days, people are not really in a good mood and to change that, I, one&only, Super Krmi have a surprise for all of you!Pretty much everyone in OBW is aware of the fact that I used to run a highly entertaining and highly praised list called ˝Top 10 losers of the Week˝ in which I would, as you would assume, run down through the biggest losers at the time.Now, this right now isn´t exactly a new episode.This is a compilation, best of episode that will bring you back to the earlier days of OBW with some of the most hilarious(pretty humble, right?) comments on various OBW superstars.So here we go-enjoy!

Mr Hardcorre, comment made on March 17th, 2012.

I´m not even sure what his name is, to be honest.He calls himself Hardcore with 2 ˝r˝, but on Execution Ice clearly noted him as Hardcore without 2 ˝r˝.Who knows?But the reason he got a very high spot on this week´s list is his long anticipated debut that ended in humiliating defeat.Not only that, but rght after that he wrote a blog in which he is apologizing to his fans(What fans, by the way?), humiliating himself even further.I smell a new jobber here.

Manny Fresh, comment made on March 17th, 2012.

And here we are with the most overrated wrestler in whole OBW.Not only he doesn´t deserve OBW world title shot, but he doesn´t even deserve a match at H.O.W.Manny, you are talking about falling down to midcard.You risen up actually by having a privilege to have a match against great Chad Bowens.

Barbie, comment made on March 17, 2012.

The only reason she didn´t enter top 10 is because I´m not sure anyone knows who she is.But humilation that she received this week by the hands of Miroslava Ivanova, where she tapped uot after aproximately a minute and half, is indescribable.

Slayer, comment made on March 24th, 2012.

The only reason Slayer is below Rockstar this week, is because Rockstar can at least write two sentences correctly.And he also wrote a great blog for which, unfortunately, noone cares about since the number of comments so far is equal to Slayer´s number of brain cells.

Lashay Monay, comment made on March 24th, 2012.

I never thought I would be saying this, but I will be cheering for lesser of the evils, Ava at H.O.W.Not only she wouldn´t run Catfight properly, she can´t even run the god damn Thirsty 30!What´s so hard in running a stupid list?!In this week´s edition, half of the list are nobodies and other half is filled with GMs and announcers.And of course you put yourself in top 10.Hell, I think many will agree that my list is 100 times better than current Thirsty 30.It´s maybe biased and completely irrelevant but is still better than that piece of shit you called a list!

T-Rex, comment made on April 7th, 2012.

Where is this man´s heart?Not only he is so awful that he had to fight GM at PPV, but he had to destroy the poor man´s life.Wait, we´re not over.On top of that, he couldn´t even respect him for a moment, just one moment in which everyone wanted to show some respect for the great man and GM that Jackal was.Shame on you, you overweight dinosaur.

Seize, comment made on April 7th, 2012.

I´m not talking about the fact that Seize cheated at H.O.W. by probably bribing all the lumberjacks.I´m not talking about the fact that he is a terrible sportsman who whines whenever someone beats him(which is not rare) and calls it a fluke.By the way, you´re supposed to be face, right?Right.But I´m talking about the fact that he doesn´t want to sacrifice himself for his show, for Execution.No, he only thinks about himself and how to finally convince Ice to give him that so much undeserving title shot.I mean, he´ll do everything to get that shot, even if that means he´ll have to kiss Ice´s ass.He is obsessed with it.I´m in lost of words.

Jenny Price, comment made on April 7th, 2012.

She´s like a main eventer of Top 10 losers of the week!She was second last week, but she easily captured first place this week.Congratulations!But seriously now, how can you be General Manager of a wrestling show and hate violence?Those two just don´t fit together.Those two are just like ping and pong, jing and jang...They always come together.I just hope I don´ see the ultimate fall of a brand that produced the biggest star for the future of OBW, one&only, Super Krmi.Let´s just hope.

Tom (not many guys will know who he is), comment made on April 7th, 2012.

This man should be arrested for all the bad things that he commited.He is not wrestler, he is not an official, he is not even the frikkin bell keeper.So why is he allowed to be one of the lumberjacks at H.O.W.?He even decided the outcome of the match by interfering on behalf of Seize, at the expense of my good pal Rapp3r.

Ice, comment made on April 15th, 2012.

First time on my list and first on my list for this week-Ice.What you did this week to your most valuable star on the roster(me, of course) is criminal!I mean, you gave my well-earned spot to following men:Jay Collins-who was and still is completely irrelevant.He lost to Mammoth, for god sake!Rapp3r-Even though he is a good friend of mine, not so long ago he betrayed Execution and went on Storm and this is that supposed punishment for him?!And there is Manny.Remember him.The guy that used to bash Execution day in and day out.Let me quote him here:˝Ice just lets anyone become an main eventer on his show,and to prove execution is a Bad show, A debuting low carder has beaten executions world champ˝, or something like this ˝If no one from the execution roster cant out promo and out wrestle at least one of storms wrestlers then i dont know what to say but...E.X.E.C.U.T.I.O.N....D.O.E.S.....S.U.C.K...˝ or this:˝Execution is full of wannabes that will never match up to Storms Talents,Because Storm is,and forever will be..The Best.˝Well done Ice.That´s how you reward your talent for loyalty.Well done.

M-Star, comment made on October 14th, 2012.

Since this guy wasn´t around when I started doing my top 10 lists, he never had that privilege of being put on that same list.And if he was around I´m sure he would be on top of it most of the times.He would be main eventer of the loser list.He would be the multiple SKLL(Super Krmi Losers List) world champion.That actually might be the closest he´ll ever get to world title, even though he keeps claiming the opposite.Some people would now ask the obvious question:Why is he just in honorable mentions then?Well, there actually two reasons for it.Reason no.1-He actually had quite a good showing this week by making James Parker tap out in Wheel of Torture rematch.And the reason no.2-he was the one who begged me the most to bring back this show, even if it was for one time only(maybe a couple of times only, we´ll see).But I´m sure his annoying presence will get him the higher spot next time.

Armageddon, comment made on October 14th, 2012.

Since this guy wasn´t around when I started doing my top 10 lists, he never had that privilege of being put on that same list.And if he was around I´m sure he would be on top of it most of the times.He would be main eventer of the loser list.He would be the multiple SKLL(Super Krmi Losers List) world champion.That actually might be the closest he´ll ever get to world title, even though he keeps claiming the opposite.Some people would now ask the obvious question:Why is he just in honorable mentions then?Well, there actually two reasons for it.Reason no.1-He actually had quite a good showing this week by making James Parker tap out in Wheel of Torture rematch.And the reason no.2-he was the one who begged me the most to bring back this show, even if it was for one time only(maybe a couple of times only, we´ll see).But I´m sure his annoying presence will get him the higher spot next time.

The Prophecy, comment made on October 14th, 2012.

Rapp3r, Sid Slade, Gangkill, Ryan Daniels, Punisher and Titus all more than earned their place on this week´s list.They all showed this week that they are indeed Flock v2 when they made a quick retreat after the main event when some other Execution stars attacked them.They have the numbers, but they are not that good individually.Punisher and Titus have to be in tag division in order to succeed, cause they suck in singles competition.Slade couldn´t even beat Darnell Jackson at WoT.Daniels may have a winning streak, but there is just nothing impressive about him.All he does is hook up with Jade and beat nobodies.Nothing more, nothing less.Gangkill is just another example of a washed up has been who just can´t seem to finally retire even though he is way(and I mean, WAY) past his prime.He got practically murdered on Cution when both Manny and Darnell tore him apart with their submissions.And then there is Rapp3r, who´s now, I think it´s safe to say, the former member of Serbamerican connection.Finally, after a year in a making.Finally, after so many teased cash-ins.Finally, he became world champion in what should have been the real feel-good moment.Except, it wasn´t.After what ended up being a pretty uneventful main event(it just couldn´t be good when it featured Dick Tessmocker), your cash in just never have the feel of some other memorable moments:Like when I beat you last year on Execution, even though you had a bodyguard by your side.Or like when I won a triple threat number 1 contenders ladder match at Heart of Wrestling.Or like when I won OBW title by making Manny Fresh tap out.That can still change, but so far-it doesn´t seem promising.

Sidster, comment made on October 14th, 2012.

You are losing it Sid, aren´t you?Your days as GM of Execution are perhaps coming to an end.WIth that divorce problems you have, combined with the presence of John Crow as your business partner and Ray´s apparent disliking of your work(as seen couple of weeks ago when he sabotaged your decisions), it looks like your problems aren´t gonna stop anytime soon.Add the possibility(which is pretty high) of Ava starting to screw around again like she already did in the past and you are in for a future breakdown.Not that I would like it, but it´s starting to seem inevitable at this point.

John Evergreen, comment made on October 14th, 2012.

Here come Evergreen at high number 2.The man that once insulted all Long Islanders even though he is also from Long Island.The same man that made himself look stupid numerous times now outdid himself.After he was unceremoniously fired by Djinn after he attacked Dick at Wheel of Torture(which actually wasn´t that bad), what did he do?First he begs for one more farewell segment(even though noone cared about his firing), then he begs Sidster to sign him on Execution, which Sid, of course, rejected and then, now listen to this, then he accepted the offer from a person who fired him in the first place!Basically, he now works for a person that humiliated him and all he get was to participate in that Black Box match which he has no shot at winning.What an idiot!

*Lance walks down the entrance ramp with a mic after Execution goes off air and gets into the ring*

Lance: For those of you who may not know who I am, I am Lance Payne.

* The crowd cheers*

Lance: You may know me as the man who came in third last week in the GM battle royal.

*The crowd continues to cheer*

Lance: Or mabey, just mabey, you may have seen me tonight beat Cooper Rhinehart and become the      fourth member of Team Execution!

* The crowed give a mixture of cheers and boos*

Lance: I know, I Know, Me, Lance Payne, on Team Cution with the likes of Dick Tessmocker and                              Punisher. Both well established, both proven superstars, and both have made a name for                           themselves in this company.

*Lance takes a couple seconds of silence before speaking agin*

Lance: And then theres's me, unproven, not well known, my abilities have only been seen or remebered        by few. 

*Lance sighs*

Lance: I know many people, especially the superstars and vixens backstage, do not approve of John's

    desicion to put me in a match of this magnitude tonight. But, hell, I won and to me a fair win is a                   fair win.

*The crowd remains silent as Lance continues on*

Lance: Though im not yet accepted as "Team Cution material" or for that matter "wrestler material"  to                most of the people backstage. I will let, no, make everyone who doubts me remeber the name      Lance Payne and after the PPV I will have my hand raised in victory as Team Cution will go on to          beat Team Storm.

* The crowd is still silent in shock*

Lance: To be completely and brutally honest i dont give two shits about what the Maneaters think about      me, I dont give two shits about what James Parker has to say about me,and I definately dont give      a fuck about what anyopne who believes i should just go break my leg or jump off a bridge has to      say about me!

* Lance grins as he pauses*

Lance: Well let me just leave you with this. 

*Lance takes of his #PushPayne t-shirt and throws it into the crowd*

Lance: I am on a quest to prove myself and the journey begins now! 

* Lance begins to chant Push Payne and dops the mic and walks back up the ramp and backstage as the crowd roars Push Payne*

*Lancaster is sitting in the back of a dank comedy club. A man onstage is telling jokes and the entire crowd bellows in laughter except for Lancaster.*

Comedian:"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"."

*Crowd laughs and Lancaster simply shakes his head in disappointment.*

Comedian:"Hey buddy! [Points at Lancaster] What's your problem?"

Lancaster:"My problem is I thought this was a comedy club not a funeral home."

Comedian:"Hey buddy. If you want to be on stage we'll switch places - you come up here and be funny, I'll go down there and act like an asshole."

Lancaster:"For that to work you'd have to had been funny in the first place but instead I think you gave me diabetes."

Comedian:"You're ugly, your dick is short, and no one likes you, so shut the fuck up."

Lancaster:"You have fifteen seconds to apologize before I kick the living hell out of you."

Comedian:"Hey I know you. You're that Lancaster guy from OBW right? So do you touch sweaty buff guys for fun or are you just a man-whore on Fridays?"

*Lancaster runs onto the stage and leaps into the air to deliver a Silver Spoon on the comedian. Lancaster then takes the glass of water from his stool, puts the comedians hand in it and then drops the microphone into the glass, sending hundreds of bolts of electricity through the man's body.*

Lancaster:"Now that, was funny."